Satire story: British Family Returns From Mexico Without Swine 'Flu

There was good news for a British family tonight after they returned to the UK from their Mexican holiday, safe and sound without having caught the potentially-deadly Swine 'Flu. The Macawber family, from Chichester, spent three British Family Returns From Mexico Without Swine 'FluSatire about

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