Satire story: British Olympian Heard Complaining

The only British person to appear in this year's Winter Olympics in Vancouver has lived up to the British reputation of whining incessantly, so much so, other competitors have requested that this Whining Pom is British Olympian Heard ComplainingSatire about

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