Satire story: British Prostitute And X-factor Contestant Chloe Mafia Hints That She Would Like To Have Simon Cowell's Baby

LONDON - The London Revue Gazette is reporting that famed London prostitute Chloe Mafia, who can do some amazing as hell things with whipped cream, Maraschino cherries, and three Costa Rican bananas has announced that British Prostitute And X-factor Contestant Chloe Mafia Hints That She Would Like To Have Simon Cowell's BabySatire about

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