Satire story: Brown Announces Ability To Talk And End of His Tenure As Prime Vegetable; Coalition Talks 'Pitch Woo' With North Korea's Kim Jong-il

Gordon Brown has said he is stepping down as Labour Party leader and Prime Vegetable - as his party opens formal talks with the North Korea Party about forming a government. Mr Brown, prime vegetable since Brown Announces Ability To Talk And End of His Tenure As Prime Vegetable; Coalition Talks 'Pitch Woo' With North Korea's Kim Jong-ilSatire about

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