Satire story: Bush Calls For "National Day of Distraction"

With President George Bush’s approval ratings hitting a new all-time low, the White House is calling on Americans to participate in a “National Day of Distraction.”... Bush Calls For "National Day of Distraction"Satire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....