Satire story: Bush Cancels Trip To Mexico Border, Secret Service Cites Dangerous Environment

Today White House press secretary Scott McClellan announced that ongoing violence along the Texas border with Mexico will prevent President Bush from doing a first hand inspection of the illegal immigrant crisis. McClellan said the Bush Cancels Trip To Mexico Border, Secret Service Cites Dangerous EnvironmentSatire about

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