Satire story: Bush Condemns Disclosure of Terrorist Sperm Count

President Bush yesterday sharply condemned the disclosure of a program to secretly monitor the sperm count of suspected terrorists, as well as the sperm count of Americans. The inclusion of American sperm count was explained... Bush Condemns Disclosure of Terrorist Sperm CountSatire about

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You must also smell as sweet as you look. Terrible things will happen to someone you hate today. You may feel joyous....