Satire story: Bush Demonstrates Determination To Continue Unconstitutional Wiretaps: Requires Sutures

Washington, DC (APE) - In a rare, and seemingly unscripted question and answer session with White House reporters, President Bush yesterday admitted to over 30 instances of illegal wiretaps since 2001. Bush Demonstrates Determination To Continue Unconstitutional Wiretaps: Requires SuturesSatire about

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