Satire story: Bush Fires Rumsfeld, Nominates Bob Woodward

White House sources today said that President George Bush, under increasing pressure to "win the peace" in Iraq, will fire embattled Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, and nominate Washington Post reporter Bob Woodward as... Bush Fires Rumsfeld, Nominates Bob WoodwardSatire about

Virgo horoscope

The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......