Satire story: Bush Pardons National Turkeys After Confessions

Washington, DC (APE) - President Bush provided an interesting twist to the traditional pardoning of the White House turkeys "May" and "Flower" today. To the delight of the hand-picked Bush Pardons National Turkeys After ConfessionsSatire about

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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......