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In a surprise move today, President Bush announced a new immigration policy that has stunned the world. Beginning immediately, administration officials say Hezbollah militants displaced by the recent Israeli attacks on the southern border of... Bush Promises Jobs Policing Mexican Border To Displaced Hezbollah MilitantsSatire about

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