Satire story: Bush Raises Airport Crowding Threat Level To Orange
(2007-11-15) -- President George Bush, acting on intercepted cell phone and email chatter repeatedly using the cryptic phrase "big plans for the holidays," today raised the homeland airport crowding threat level to 'Orange', and ordered Bush Raises Airport Crowding Threat Level To OrangeSatire aboutTaurus horoscope
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