Satire story: Bush: "The Ufo's Are Ours. There Are No Aliens."

In one fell swoop President Bush broke the hearts, minds and spirits of UFO enthusiasts everywhere when he publicly debunked and denounced the existence of Roswell, Zeta Reticular, crop circles, Harry Truman, Area 51, blue Bush: "The Ufo's Are Ours. There Are No Aliens."Satire about

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For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....