Satire story: Calderon Rehires Van Der Sloot To Relaunch New Mexican Tourist Incentive: Lose Your Heart In Cancun!

Mexico's murder rate went up by six this weekend, now topping 22,600 since 2006, with the discovery of 6 more victims, three who had their 'hearts ripped out' as part of Felipe Calderon's incentive to Calderon Rehires Van Der Sloot To Relaunch New Mexican Tourist Incentive: Lose Your Heart In Cancun!Satire about

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