Satire story: Cannibals Use Bald Decapitation Victim As Bowling Ball

[PSE: SOUTH PACIFIC] A team of anthropologists and archeologists exploring the wild uplands of the remote beach-fringed island Uvavu have made the startling discovery of a decapitated white male's bald head that has 'Obviously Cannibals Use Bald Decapitation Victim As Bowling BallSatire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....