Satire story: Carla Bruni Rubbishes Vanessa Peronncel Maternity Jibes

Paris - (Trompe l'Oeil): France's Premiere Madame Carla Bruni Sarkozy has hit out at 'ridiculous' taunts that she might be Vanesssa Perroncel's birth mother. "Imbeciles! Just because we are both gorgeous, famous, incredibly talented, sophisticated... Carla Bruni Rubbishes Vanessa Peronncel Maternity JibesSatire about

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