Satire story: "Carlos Tevez So Ugly Could Have Played For Liverpool" Says Sir Alex

The Carlos Tevez saga continues to fill the back pages of the UK papers, although to be honest there's not much else happening in sport at the moment, but the latest twist stunned assembled reporters, "Carlos Tevez So Ugly Could Have Played For Liverpool" Says Sir AlexSatire about

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Satire story: &quot;Carlos Tevez So Ugly Could Have Played For Liverpool&quot; Says Sir Alex