Satire story: Carnival Splendor Fire!

(Somewhere off the coast of Mexico) - Vowing to protect passengers from harassment by Mexican vagrants and vigilantes, the captain refused to give the order to abandon ship. Instead thousands of passengers will continue Carnival Splendor Fire!Satire about

Gemini horoscope

Do what you feel is right in your heart. This is not the first time you've been caught out. You must really be careful......