Satire story: Cat Found In Wheelie Bin With Vuvuzela Stuck Up Its Arse

Animal Rights campaigners are up-in-arms tonight after a cat in Coventry, West Midlands, was found in a wheelie bin with a World Cup-style vuvuzela shoved right up its little arse. The cat, Tabby, was discovered by Cat Found In Wheelie Bin With Vuvuzela Stuck Up Its ArseSatire about

Virgo horoscope

The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......