Satire story: Catholic Priest Found To Be "Completely Normal"

After the many recent scandals involving the Roman Catholic church and sex, there was only a muffled silence this morning when it was announced that a Catholic priest had been found who was 'completely normal' Catholic Priest Found To Be "Completely Normal"Satire about

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