Satire story: Cbs Finally Fires Charlie Sheen - The Star of "Two And A Half Men" Kisses $1.8 Million Per Show Bye-bye

HOLLYWOOD - Saying that they are finished playing 'Day Care Center' the top brass at the CBS Network have just informed Charlie Sheen, the star of the number one rated sit-com on television Two and Cbs Finally Fires Charlie Sheen - The Star of "Two And A Half Men" Kisses $1.8 Million Per Show Bye-byeSatire about

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