Satire story: 'Celebrity' Big Brother To Kill Off Contestants In Bid To Persuade Jade Goody To Return

Audacious plans are afoot to kill the remaining contestants in the Big Brother house in a last ditch attempt to boost flagging ratings. It is hoped that once the mainly Z list celebs have shuffled off 'Celebrity' Big Brother To Kill Off Contestants In Bid To Persuade Jade Goody To ReturnSatire about

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