Satire story: Celine Dion's Tips Helped Mariah Carey Get Pregnant: Dion's Book of Tips, Titled "Flood Me, Then Get Out", Launches Friday

Vocally gymnastic warbler Mariah Carey is as happy as a hippo now that her deadbeat husband, Nick Cannon, finally blew a load that served a purpose: She's with child, and she has Celine Dion to Celine Dion's Tips Helped Mariah Carey Get Pregnant: Dion's Book of Tips, Titled "Flood Me, Then Get Out", Launches FridaySatire about

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