Satire story: Chaos In London As Dj Accidentally Plays Slade's "Merry Christmas Everybody" 4 Months Early

There were scenes of panic across London yesterday after a disc jockey working for the city's Capital Radio accidentally played "Slade's Merry Christmas Everybody" 4 months early. Motorists on their way to work, thinking it was Chaos In London As Dj Accidentally Plays Slade's "Merry Christmas Everybody" 4 Months EarlySatire about

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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......