Satire story: Charlie Sheen Now Bewitched

A coven of witches and warlocks have cast a binding spell on Charlie Sheen hoping to rid him of evil influences after they say he dissed their religion by calling himself a warlock. Sheen was Charlie Sheen Now BewitchedSatire about

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For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....