Satire story: Cheerleader Registers Two Tackles For Loss

High school cheerleader Cali Kaltschmidt, who got trampled by her football team when she tried to fix a seam in the 'breakthrough' banner just as the team was breaking through it, achieved some notoriety due Cheerleader Registers Two Tackles For LossSatire about

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