Satire story: Cheerleader Wins Scholarship To University of Hard Knocks For Team Spirit For Getting Sacked By Football Team Day After Car Crash

Seattle, Washington - Always wanting to be both on the sideline and on the field, Cali Kaltschmidt, a cheerleader at Washington State's Aubum High, was torn between just being a cheerleader boasting the team's spirits Cheerleader Wins Scholarship To University of Hard Knocks For Team Spirit For Getting Sacked By Football Team Day After Car CrashSatire about

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