Satire story: Chef Gordon Ramsay Has Entered The Witness Protection Program
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The FBI has issued a directive stating that one Gordon James Ramsay, age 44, and a native of Johnstone, Renfrewshire, Scotland, has just been entered into the U.S. Witness Protection Program. Ramsay, who Chef Gordon Ramsay Has Entered The Witness Protection ProgramSatire aboutAries horoscope
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