Satire story: Chelsea Clinton's Real Mom Is Joan Kennedy

Little Cock, Arkansas - (Reuterus): A lifetime restraining order barred Chelsea Clinton from Saturday's Ted Kennedy funeral where her birth mother Virginia Joan Bennett Kennedy sat propped up by several bottle emptyings of her favorite Chelsea Clinton's Real Mom Is Joan KennedySatire about

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