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STAMFORD BRIDGE: Chelsea will come out with all guns blazing when they play Manchester United tonight. "If those Red bastards think they're gonna get out of here in one piece they can think Chelsea V Mu: "We'll Come Out Guns Blazing" Warns Ashley ColeSatire about

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For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....