Satire story: Chelsea's John Terry Out Until End of Season

John Terry, the player at the centre of the 'kicked unconscious' allegations in the Carling Cup Final at the weekend, is in trouble with the Football Association and with the alleged 'attacker', Abou Diaby</st... Chelsea's John Terry Out Until End of SeasonSatire about

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You may become a danger to yourself this week, especially if you plan to surgically implant spikes on the ends of......