Satire story: Cheryl And Ashley Cole's Marital Status Is Slowly Slithering Into The Salaciously Steamy Sewer of Sadness

LONDON - Once upon a time in merry ole' England Cheryl and Ashley Cole were the land of Shakespeare's most popular and happiest couple, other than Charlie and Cammy of course. But then the cold, frigid, Cheryl And Ashley Cole's Marital Status Is Slowly Slithering Into The Salaciously Steamy Sewer of SadnessSatire about

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