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It should come as no surprise to regular readers that cheeky Geordie chappie Joe McElderry won the X-Factor final here Sunday evening. We told you this would happen weeks ago. We have the best insiders in Cheryl Cole In Tears of Joy As Joe Mcelderry Wins X-factorSatire about

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