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Shocking revelations today here in London when it was revealed that X-Factor judge and chart topper who mimes to her latest \'hit\' live, allegedly, Cheryl Cole was revealed to stand only 5\' 3" tall, according Cheryl Cole Only 5\' 3" (63") Tall ShockerSatire about

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