Satire story: Cheryl Cole's Hair Has Fallen Out

Cheryl Cole might have thought she had been through a lot lately, but the bout of malaria she contracted during her African Safari paled into insignificance yesterday, after her hair fell out. Cole, who was in Cheryl Cole's Hair Has Fallen OutSatire about

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It's all one big crap chute anyhoo. Normally today wouldn't cause you any difficulties, but today might just go against......