Satire story: Cheryl Cole\'s Secret Sex Life

Hot on the heels of personal revelations pertaining to the sex life of Aussie actress Nicole Kidman, I decided that I\'d better run a follow up story pretty quickly to capitalise on the abject failure Cheryl Cole\'s Secret Sex LifeSatire about

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The good and the great come together today and miss you entirely during all their endeavours. Which is a bit sad,......