Satire story: Chicago River Mistakenly Dyed Fluorescent Green For St. Patrick's Day

In a tough economy where the job frequently goes to the lowest bidder, Chicago City officials were caught by surprise when their traditional St. Patrick's celebration took a turn for the terse as the river Chicago River Mistakenly Dyed Fluorescent Green For St. Patrick's DaySatire about

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Do what you feel is right in your heart. This is not the first time you've been caught out. You must really be careful......