Satire story: Chilean Miners Vow To Return To Underground Captivity Rather Than Face Khloe Kardashian

The 33 Chilean miners have vowed unanimously to return to their underground entrapment rather than face Khloe Kardashian. Khloeever on the lookout for a means of self-promotion-- had scheduled a trip to Chile where, according Chilean Miners Vow To Return To Underground Captivity Rather Than Face Khloe KardashianSatire about

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