Satire story: Christian Leaders Say Halloween Costumes 'Too Sexy,' Call For Return To Old-fashioned Demonic Costumes

The proliferation of Paris Hiltons, hookers, she-devils, lesbian angels, and promiscuous nuns, pundits say, is cause for concern that overshadows the former threat that the one-night return to pantheism and ritual sacrifice ever held... Christian Leaders Say Halloween Costumes 'Too Sexy,' Call For Return To Old-fashioned Demonic CostumesSatire about

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