Satire story: Christina Aguilera Messes Up The Venezuelan National Anthem At A Soccer Match In Caracas And President Hugo Chavez Has Her Arrested

CARACAS, Venezuela - Many years ago Linda Ronstadt sang a song titled, "Poor Poor Pitiful Me." And that song could easily become Christina Aguilera's theme song what with her string of bad luck that she Christina Aguilera Messes Up The Venezuelan National Anthem At A Soccer Match In Caracas And President Hugo Chavez Has Her ArrestedSatire about

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