Satire story: Christina Aguilera Says She's Attracted To Lindsay Lohan's Ex Samantha Ronson Because Samron Looks Like A Skinny, Ugly-looking Boy

BOISE, Idaho - Christina was in Boise performing at a sold out concert at The Mashed Potatoes Arena. After the concert she was asked about the rumor that, since her separation from her soon-to-be-ex-husband Jordan Bratman, Christina Aguilera Says She's Attracted To Lindsay Lohan's Ex Samantha Ronson Because Samron Looks Like A Skinny, Ugly-looking BoySatire about

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