Satire story: Cia Agent Leaks In Parking Garage, Has Identity Leaked

A CIA agent "leaked in a public parking garage" yesterday, drawing the ire of the federal government, parking garage security officials, the owner of a 1991 Toyota Corolla, and "Billy," the janitor on duty. Cia Agent Leaks In Parking Garage, Has Identity LeakedSatire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....