Satire story: Citing Slowing Economy, Alan Greenspan Cuts Pimpin' Rate By $25 Per Trick
Washington, DC - Testifying before Congress today, Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan said that growth in the sex industry was 'probably very close to zero' for the month of July and stated the Fed would Citing Slowing Economy, Alan Greenspan Cuts Pimpin' Rate By $25 Per TrickSatire aboutTaurus horoscope
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