Satire story: City In Audacious Bid To Sign Chicharito

Manchester - just after opening time - Word on the street here in Cottonopolis is that Sheikh Mansur has instructed Roberto 'Boom Boom' Mancini (who apparently once boxed at Madison Square Garden but didn't write City In Audacious Bid To Sign ChicharitoSatire about

Aries horoscope

All for which you have fought will be lost if you cannot control your wang. Wise words which may be applicable. Tailors......