Satire story: Clowns Picket Alton Towers Claiming Not To Be Evil

There was widespread panic at Alton Towers yesterday as thousands of clowns armed with outsized shoes and plastic buttonholes that squirt water out chained themselves to railings at the Staffordshire theme park. The clowns are upset Clowns Picket Alton Towers Claiming Not To Be EvilSatire about

Capricorn horoscope

Become as the rabbit. All will become clear as the moon begins its wane. Speeling mestakes are'nt god. Beauty and......