Satire story: Cockney Market Trader Drafted In To Sort Out Bp Oil Leak

Cockney market trader and pub patron, Gordon Gorblimey-Bennet, of Brick Lane, The East End, is the latest consultant to be drafted in by BP after several failed attempts to cap the catastrophic oil leak in Cockney Market Trader Drafted In To Sort Out Bp Oil LeakSatire about

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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......