Satire story: Coleen Rooney ' Weeping Madonna' Crop Circle Appears On Old Trafford Pitch
Manchester - (Theatre of Nuptial Dreams Mess): A naked, pre-lactating and heavily pregnant Colleen Ruini pitch etching has appeared on the club's famous Stretford Wives End. The 100ft diameter image depics Wayne Rooney's missus talking on Coleen Rooney ' Weeping Madonna' Crop Circle Appears On Old Trafford PitchSatire aboutGemini horoscope
Do what you feel is right in your heart. This is not the first time you've been caught out. You must really be careful......
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