Satire story: Combine Harvester Found Under Boy's Bed

It's not every day that you find a piece of farm machinery whilst rummaging around under your 9-year-old son's bed, but that is exactly what happened to one young mum as she cleaned-up in her Combine Harvester Found Under Boy's BedSatire about

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For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....