Satire story: Congress Subpoenas Horses In Kentucky Derby Drug Abuse Scandal

WASHINGTON, DC − Keeping with its theme of policing drug abuse in major sports, Congress has issued subpoenas to a dozen horses to testify about drug abuse in racing. The surprise move follows another such Congress Subpoenas Horses In Kentucky Derby Drug Abuse ScandalSatire about

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