Satire story: Conspiracy Theorists Fan The Flames As Dc Lobbyist Ashley Turton Dies In Freak Garage Blaze
Washington - (Bonfire of the Insanities): The DC energy lobbyist and wife of presidential aide Dan Turton died in a shocking, freakishly bizarre 5am car blaze in her garage on Monday. Police and fire department investigators Conspiracy Theorists Fan The Flames As Dc Lobbyist Ashley Turton Dies In Freak Garage BlazeSatire aboutCancer horoscope
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